http://copyandcigarettes.com Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:39:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Not really. One of the things that really sucks about you know, working, is that when shit's going down I'm like nearly oblivious to it until it's over. I swear, if I had been working the job I have now when 9/11 happened, I doubt I'd know shit for like ... http://copyandcigarettes.com/?p=686 In my ever-going quest to be a more insightful, more well rounded person and knowledgeable person and less like an elderly 30 year old, I read a couple gossip blogs. Why? Well, they're funny. And the ones I ready generally have pictures of near naked women, so that's ... http://copyandcigarettes.com/?p=685 Anyone still here? Man I never write anymore. I blame laziness and general malaise. 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