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The person in this video could be anything from age 12-35.  Let’s hope she’s 12.

So my roommate sent me some links to some stuff on Craigslist that’s well, just too awesome for words.  I don’t know if this is new or something, because I figure this is something I would have noticed before, but there’s apparently a section on Craigslist labeled “Adult Gigs.”  Gigs is usually random odd jobs and stuff like that, so adult gigs must be completely awesome, right?  Dear god I want to respond to these.  The grammar alone on many of them is also priceless.  A sampling:

“Want to trade pics of my wife for pics of othe wifes or girlfriends. My wife is 38 years old and has 38DD tits. Send to Mike at susanbigtop@yahoo.com.”

I hear that mormons allow you to have multiple wifes.

“Descrite Texas based adult talent agency is looking for female candidates between the ages of 18 and 45 for adult videos being shot this month in Austin. Their are many positions needed to be filled for still photos and video scenes. Compensation can be up to 2500$ depending on talent.

Chosen applicants will be compensated generously for their time and will receive copies of videos or photos taken in the shoot. Please send pics/videos and list of best talents/interest. We are very private and descrite.”

Thank God they’re descrite.  I wouldn’t want them to be conspickuous.

Seeking cute, white, college boys for amateur video work. Solo and duo stuff available. Please reply with age/stats/pics and what you are willing/not willing to do on camera. Please let us know what interests you about this as well.

I almost replied to this one.  But then I started thinking they were going to want me to do some gay stuff.  I don’t do that on camera.

do u have the rare talent to be able to suck yourself (autofellatio)?
or, can u shoot your load into your mouth?
fineart and commercial professional photographer looking to do a
series of artistic photos of guys with this ability.

I wish!  I’d never leave the house!

lady’s need money need it fast well i can help you send me a pic of you nude and if i like it i will get back @ you for a job$$$$$$$$

I don’t know.  I’m not getting the most trustworthy vibe of this one.

Hiring Straight White Male for Gay Sex Video. $2000

I think someone has confused the meaning of the word “Straight.”

Need Hot & Nasty Cum Slut for Filming today

Damn, I wish I had found Adult Gigs sooner!

Ok, I’m going to stop now cause I could do this all night.

Okay, I realize I have not posted in a while.  I don’t even know if anyone is still out there.  For some reason, the post that gets the most hits on this blog is the one I wrote a while back about Craig Kilborn.  Apparently a lot of people, like me, want to know what that guy is up to these days.  Weird.  I had no idea he had such a fan base.

But I haven’t written here in awhile, mostly because I’ve got nothing.  Sorry people.  I normally like to write about things that I notice that are retarded or things that are pissing me off.  And lately, I just haven’t had a lot.  Sorry.  Once again, I’ll try to get better.

So, I figured I would write something I’ve been meaning to do in for a while.  See, whenever I’m bored or have nothing to do, I think about a lot of different things.  Like, where did birds used to hang out before there were power lines?  And, do you think that birds on power lines like, have a spot they always sit?  As George Carlin once said, “These are the kinds of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.”

So one of the things I often think about are the names of my future children.  I’ve already decided a long time ago that my kids are screwed anyhow.  It’s common knowledge that I have one of the worst last names in the history of time, so they’re already fucked.  So, I figure, might as well just totally mess with them.  So, without further ado, I give you potential names for my future children:

Doctor Wigdor Wigdor (this way if he goes to med school, eventually he’ll be Doctor Doctor Wigdor Wigdor)

Royal Lightning Wigdor (and if he has a twin sister she’ll be Queen Thunder)

Captain Wigdor

Justin Case Wigdor

Diego Schlomo Wigdor (if I have a child with a Hispanic woman so he’ll have a part of both of our heritage)

There’s a bunch more but I don’t want to give them all away.