I’ve written about this before, but it’s happened again…
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP MAKING AMERICAN PIE MOVIES!!!
Have you all seen commercials for the latest straight to video “American Pie” movie? I think it’s called “American Pie Presents Beta House,” but it might as well be called “This Movie Has Nothing at All To Do With American Pie, But Eight Years Later We’re Still Trying to Profit Off of it.” I’d say that title would be good except a bit too long to go on the poster. Oh wait, there is no poster. Because it’s ANOTHER STRAIGHT TO VIDEO AMERICAN PIE MOVIE.
How many are there now? There was that retarded Band Camp movie. And then that even more retarded Naked Mile movie. And now this.
Just.
Fucking.
Stop.
Nobody wants to watch these movies. You’d think this would be clear enough, given the fact that none of these movies are in theaters. Jesus Christ this shit annoys the hell out of me.
I was watching Talk Sex tonight, and they noted a statistic: There are over one million people in China with HIV.
Yeah, that’s pretty bad. But look at it this way: there are 1.3 BILLION PEOPLE IN CHINA. And 1 million of them have HIV? That’s like…um, .001% of the population. Is this a real concern? I think the real concern is that there are 1.3 BILLION PEOPLE IN CHINA.
Also, a lady called in to talk about how she likes to put peanut butter in her vagina. Goddamn I love this show.
I’ve received a lot of complaints about lack of updates. I doubt this will appease you but I had to put something here about Sean Taylor. Here’s a tribute video that was posted on Redskins Insider on the Post. My favorite part is at the -1:00 mark, because it was a pretty much game saving hit at the end of the game vs. the Cowboys from a few years back when we came back at the end of the game on those two Santana Moss bombs.
Tribute Video to Sean Taylor *RIP* -