In my ever-going quest to be a more insightful, more well rounded person and knowledgeable person and less like an elderly 30 year old, I read a couple gossip blogs.
Why?
Well, they’re funny. And the ones I ready generally have pictures of near naked women, so that’s also good.
Anyway, I guess the big news today was the Lindsay Lohan sentencing. I guess she got 90 days in jail (she’ll probably do 10), but that’s not the part of the story I thought was great. The great part, is that during a break in the trial and while she was outside the courtroom, she got served with a lawsuit for $17,000.
I mean, that’s fucking awesome right? And if you’re the process server, I mean, that’s a story you have for life, right? Insert some really, really lame Lindsay Lohan humor here:
“So this one time, I had to serve Lindsay Lohan with a lawsuit?”
“Oh yeah, what for?”
“She stole some clothes or something.”
“Which time?”
“I don’t know, the time before she got herpes from the children’s clown but after the time she starred in some movie called ‘I Know Who Killed Me.”
“I never saw that.”
“I don’t think anyone did.”
“So, what happened? You knew she’d have a court date so she’d be easy to serve?”
“Sort of, I go there every time I’m looking for her.”
Bam! Thank you, and that’s my Lindsay Lohan humor.
But that shit’s awesome, right? Anyway, I hope she gets put in with the regular people in the jails of California for a while and sees how much she likes it.