Hey Kwame Brown, good news and bad news.
The good news is that you’re no longer going to be booed by the home fans in LA! Cool.
The bad news is that you’re going to be booed by your new home fans in Memphis.
The good news is that you don’t have to worry about pissing off Kobe Bryant anymore because you are horrible.
The bad news is that you have to move to Memphis.
The good news is that your contract expires at the end of this year!
The bad news is that you’ll be lucky to get more than a mid-level exception from any team.
The good news is that the Grizzlies don’t have a lot of fans, so there’s not that many people left to boo you!
The bad news is that you might be put back into a starting lineup, a new and wonderful opportunity for more failure.
Oh, more bad news - people are referring to you as “an expiring contract” and not “Kwame Brown.” That’s not good.
The good news is that after the season is over, some team is going to be dumb enough to sign your for a couple more millions of dollars.
The bad news is that when that happens you’re going to end up on your 4th team in seven seasons in the NBA. More bad news - that will be the fourth fan base that will end up booing you mercilessly at every home game.
So as you can see, it’s a mixed bag.