Bill Clinton is Still the Greatest President Ever
Shit, I forgot to watch Hannity tonight to see how he could spin this, but did you see what Bill Clinton did today?
The man got Kim Jong Il, clearly one of the more insane world leaders in the world, to pardon those two journalists who were imprisoned for some bullshit crime against North Korea.
It seems that Bill Clinton is like, BELOVED in North Korea, which seems strange. I had meant to watch Hannity tonight to see how he could spin this against the democratic party. Probably something to the effect of “OH MY GOD, NOW WE’RE NEGOTIATING WITH NORTH KOREA!” Perhaps I can catch the repeat later tonight. Because honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised. The fact is, this should be HUGE news, and further shows how fucking badass Bill Clinton still is.
Apparently, we were going to send Al Gore over there, but, and this is true, apparently North Korea leadership said something to the effect of “Fuck that boring asshole.”
It’s pretty amazing to think that not too long ago the republicans were trying to impeach this guy for lying about a blowjob.