Brett Favre, you sir, are an asshole.

As a football fan, I do and I don’t understand the Vikings signing this douchebag to a contract.  On the one hand, Favre is probably still a better quarterback than Sage Rosenfels, and Tevaris “I’m the worst starting quarterback in football” Jackson.  On the other hand, Brett Favre kinda sucked last year.  Especially at the end of the year.  Maybe it was because his arm hurt.  Maybe it was because he is 39 years old.  Maybe he’s just washed up.

I think it is pretty shitty that he decided to “stay retired” just long enough for him to sit out the Vikings entire training camp and then get on board after it was all said and done.  You know, who needs to learn plays and your teammates names when you’re Brett Favre? After all, you don’t need to know the names of your receivers when you’re too busy tossing the ball to the other team, right?

A lot of football fans will be looking forward to Favre going up against the Packers.  And while I hope the Packers find a way to annhilate him to the point he cannot stand up, I personally will be looking forward to him playing in Chicago at the end of December.  It’s not really a secret that Favre hasn’t been playing too well in cold weather games the last year or two and I can’t wait to see his old freezing ass get torn up by Chicago’s defense, assuming he makes it that far into the season.

Anyway, Brett Favre is a giant asshole.  I will be wishing many bad things upon him.