Everyone following this story?

Well, I am.  Why?  Because I watched the first three episodes of Megan and it was fucking great.  There’s nothing like watching a complete human wasteland like Megan.  Megan, who’s initial “fame” spawned from Playboy and then Beauty and the Geek (the season I actually recapped at tvgasm), will sadly never be on reality tv again.  No, I take that back.  She’ll find a way.

Anyway, I love all these horrible “reality” shows on VH1.  Well, not all.  There are exceptions.  Real Chance of Love, I don’t watch.  Cause they’re black.  Just kidding.  I don’t watch it because I don’t particularly like either one of them and don’t find them entertaining.  I’m also not going to watch this stupid Antonio Sabado one.  But Rock of Love?  Check.  I Love New York?  Check.  Megan Wants a Millionaire?  Check.  I Love Money?  Sadly, check.

And now, we’ll never know what happened on the Megan show.  Maybe they’ll release it on DVD or something.  I’m not that quite pathetic enough to purchase that.

If you’re NOT following the story, here’s what happened:  This contestant from Megan Wants a Millionaire, Ryan Jenkins, goes missing after his estranged wife (and possible stripper based on some reports) shows up dead in a suitcase in Las Vegas with her fingers and teeth missing (probably so she couldn’t be identified).  Jenkins apparently flees to Canada (where he’s a citizen) as he’s being charged with murder.  He’s found hanging dead in a hotel in Canada.

Seriously, what a horrible story.  Here’s one interesting aspect - Jasmine Fiore, his dead wife, had to be ID’s by the serial number on her breast implants.

No, seriously.

I’m not sure who came up with the idea of putting a serial number on a breast implant, but fella, pure genius!  I imagine this is extremely helpful in solving Jane Doe cases involving dead strippers in suitcases and ditches.  It probably happens plenty, just the suspect isn’t a reality television star.

Jenkins also apparently WON VH1’s I Love Money 3 and that show will also probably never air.  So, to summarize the last year of Ryan Jenkins life: he is a semi-finalist on Megan Wants a Millionaire, briefly dates and later marries a woman (who may or may not be a stripper), wins $250,000 on a second reality show, murders his wife and chops up her body, flees to Canada, and then kills himself.

Wow.  What a year!   It would take me a life-time to accomplish all that.

I am upset that he did kill himself.  It’s a shame that he won’t have to live out the rest of his life being gang-raped in prison on a daily basis.  Because seriously, that guy was pretty.  It’s a real pussy way out.  I don’t really believe in an afterlife, but if there is one this guy should seriously burn in hell.

And poor Megan.  She’s got to be devistated by this whole thing.  I mean, her show is canceled.