So for the longest time, the search string that brought the most people to my blog was Craig Kilborn. Seemed like a shit ton of people just really wanted to know where that guy is.

But, a new phenomenon is occuring now.  Apparently, if you search for “UPS Whiteboard Guy Douche” I’m the second hit in Google.  That’s pretty sweet.

As such, this blog has been getting overrun by like minded people who hate this cuntfaced assfuck.

It’s quickly become my second most commented post, after Craig Kilborn, and within a few days I’m pretty sure it will be number one.

I guess I had no idea how many people hate this piece of shit, smug asshole.

The part of it that bothers me the most, is that UPS fucking sucks.  I have to rely on UPS a lot for my job, and if there’s one thing that brown can do for you, it’s fuck up your day.  You know what these fuckers do if someone ships something to a building but forget to put a suite number down?  They don’t bother delivering.  They just say, “fuck it, fuck you, we’re UPS and we’re too lazy to look at a directory.”

Look, I know these drivers are busy dudes and have a lot of stops to make.  Well you know who else are busy dudes and have a lot of stops to make?  Fedex drivers.  Yet, when the same shit happens to Fedex, you know what they do?  They either look at a goddamn directory and deliver your shit, or they call the shipper to get a fucking suite number.

You don’t see that in these whiteboard commercials.  It’s just not there.  But it should be.  Just the assfuck whiteboard guy standing there, and maybe he draws a middle finger, and then when they try to get cute and start animating shit, maybe it can wave back and forth at you.

So anyway, I’m glad that all of us whiteboard hating people have come together on my blog.  He is a fucking douche and you are all welcome here.

Fuck you UPS whiteboard guy.