I’m a few days late on this but it must be said. People Magazine put Julia Roberts on the cover the other week declaring her the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman.”
Julia.
Roberts.
First of all, this horse-faced woman wasn’t even attractive 20 years ago, and so she’s not attractive now. I never understand why anyone thinks this woman is good looking, or even a good actress. She. Is. Horrible. The only movie I’ve ever seen with her and enjoyed was Sleeping with the Enemy. Is that what it’s called? The one where she gets beaten by her OCD husband and fakes her death and runs away? Well, whatever. That movie is goddamn BRILLIANT.
So, seriously, WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN? I went to the grocery store today and so no less and 50 women that are more attractive than Julia Roberts. And I shop at this weird place that only elderly immigrants shop at, so you put two and two together.
Seriously, I find the female anchors on Fox News more attractive than Julia Roberts. Wait, bad example, there are some pretty hot anchors on Fox….mmmm Laura Ingraham….
I mean, I realize that this isn’t like, an official award or something. It’s not like she undeservingly won the Nobel Peace Prize (and that’s an Obama joke, see I’m equal opportunity!)! But, it means something I suppose. I mean, it DOES make that bitch’s head even bigger.
I think if People magazine is going to keep up this charade, they should at least let their readers vote on it. I mean, have the editors at People magazine ever turned on a television or gone to a movie?
Fucking Julia Roberts.