What I Would Do With the NYC Bomber
So, assuming this asshole is guilty, I think I have a pretty good solution on what to do with the accused NYC Times Square Would-Be Bomber (I gotta get a better name for this).
You want to discourage terrorism? You want to show these fucking assholes not to fuck with us? Treat this fucking asshole like a child rapist and send him to the worst penitentary in the country.
I hope they don’t try to execute this guy, because of course that’s what he wants. I’m not sure why these guys have such a hard-on for martyrdom, but they do. So toss this guy in prison. Throw him in general population, spread word around the yard that in addition to being an asshole terrorist, he’s also a child rapist. The just LOVE that in prison.
But, you might ask, how does this really discourage terrorism?
Make a TV show out of it. Put it on HBO. You can call it “Terrorism Sucks: The Ass-Rape Chronicles.” Put a camera crew around this guy 24/7, and let the other inmates know that it’s no holds barred with this guy. And then broadcast it in Iran and Pakistan on whatever their equivalent of NBC is. No, not NBC. A channel that people watch. Broadcast it on MTV-Al-Jazeera, or whatever the fuck they have.
Anyway, that’s just what I’d do to stop terrorism.